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[#44] The Annoying Orange ruined my hecking life (*゚ー゚) (2020-12-09 00:22:31)
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I hecking hate the Annoying Orange. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. The Annoying Orange is a piece of crap. A damn fruit got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise the Annoying Orange is already parked there in his stupid little hecking convertible. He ate my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to hecking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn plant to hell with me. The Annoying Orange has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the frightening fruit in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The hecking fruit gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell . Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the motherhecker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “peepee poopoo, you’re mom is now scrappy doo and i did her nya nya nya”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the orange devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Orange. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
[#45] (*゚ー゚) (2020-12-09 15:27:43)
[#46] (*゚ー゚) (2020-12-09 17:39:36)